Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

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timelordmagikarp:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

catgaga:

"Girls are ugly with short hair!"

Oh,

i’m sorry.

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I can’t hear you

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over the sound

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of how beautiful

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these women look

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You sexist asshole

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I have a short hair and I hear that on a daily basis

these people look hella cute

*cough cough* sorry, I cant breathe under all this snow

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moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur:

themoonclockwork:

maryxjanexholland:

k-inkyyyy:

what if concerts were actually like this, where no one would fuckin push each other around, just be happy and jump and shit

they are like this, it’s an actual footage from an actual concert…

All i see is this fricking guy in red on the bottom right corner not having coordination with 3000 people around him

I’m only reblogging for the guy in red

moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur:

themoonclockwork:

maryxjanexholland:

k-inkyyyy:

what if concerts were actually like this, where no one would fuckin push each other around, just be happy and jump and shit

they are like this, it’s an actual footage from an actual concert…

All i see is this fricking guy in red on the bottom right corner not having coordination with 3000 people around him

I’m only reblogging for the guy in red

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meatbicyclevevo:

is-earned-not-given:

sultana-bran:

jesselaceypanties:

whose dog is it?

It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo

99% sure that’s not a kangaroo


 look at that kangaroo

meatbicyclevevo:

is-earned-not-given:

sultana-bran:

jesselaceypanties:

whose dog is it?

It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo

99% sure that’s not a kangaroo

look at that kangaroo

(via hotpocketeer)


girl/boy: *diagnosed with anorexia*
everyone: kids in 3rd world countries would give anything for that food, and you refuse it!
girl/boy: *diagnosed as bulimic*
everyone: cancer patients with give anything to be able to keep their food in, and you choose to throw it up!
girl/boy: *diagnosed as a binge eater*
everyone: chill your fat ass out, some kids eat once a day!
girl/boy: *suicidal*
everyone: people die every day, you should be grateful for your life!
girl/boy: *self harms*
everyone: lots of people have it worse than you, be grateful about how good you have it!
girl/boy: *has anxiety*
everyone: stop freaking out over everything, it's not that big of a deal!
girl/boy:
girl/boy: yep that fixed everything thanks

toinfinityandbeyonce:

i had this super christian friend once and one time she literally said to my face “i wish you were coming to heaven with me”

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I hate my friends

celestial-sexhair:

noo-interruption:

lokis-army-at-221b:

wingsofjusice:

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

WHAT DID HE SAY

THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.

TELL US

(via lovingallthegay)


ourtimeorg:

America’s first leaders.

ourtimeorg:

America’s first leaders.


magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

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micdotcom:

Powerful portraits of the Liberians who beat Ebola

To help humanize the overwhelming statistics, Pulitzer Prize-winning photographer and senior staff photographer at Getty Images, John Moore, visited an Ebola treatment center of the organization, Doctors Without Borders in Paynesville, Liberia. At the treatment center, survivors spoke about the brothers, sisters, husbands and wives they lost due to the disease. They also spoke of recovery, stigmas they continue to face in their villages and renewed hope.

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